Posted by vic on August 26, 2010 at 10:40:35:
My Dogs
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare.
At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw
welfare". I explained to her that my dogs are mixed
in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and
have no frigging clue who their daddies are. They
expect me to feed them, provide them with housing
and medical care, and expect me to feel guilty
because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes
to qualify.........
My dogs get their first checks Friday!
Damn, this is a great country!
Have a Great Day!